Tuesday, July 25, 2017

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PRANK!!!

Killer Clown Returns Scare Prank!

Devil's Daughter Scare Prank!

GHOST GIRL: SCARY ELEVATOR PRANK IN BRAZIL!

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

nsfw

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? 

A hundred dollar bill. 

splinter

A woman says "honey, i got a splinter from the broom." 🤣😃😄😀😆🙂
Her husband tells her, "next time take the car."

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Hot sauce

Taking everything from the fridge now baby
since about an hour ago
trying to find that bottle
that i bought last week
dinner's done and ready to go

I'm looking for some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta have some hot sauce baby tonight
I want some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta find the hot sauce
wanna make some wings tonight

Put some hot sauce on my wings now baby
put some hot sauce on my bread
put some hot sauce on my mashed potatoes
i dont care what the waiter said

I'm looking for some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta have some hot sauce baby tonight
i want some hot sauce baby this evening
gotta find the hot sauce
to put on my burrito tonight.

2009

Thursday, May 01, 2014

Coming soon to a theatre near you!!!

They cut off his fingers;... they cut off his toes;....  They cut off his hair.....  Now he is pissed....
This summer Sylvester Stallone is back in an all new movie critics are calling "Garbage times 9."

Sylvester Stallone in Hostel 45: Rambo's Revenge!

Saturday, March 01, 2014

Cold Turkey

Quitting cold turkey will not help your cigarette addiction,... and anyway I hear turkey is good for u.