if lil girls....

if lil girls become big girls, and lil dogs become big dogs, what do lil fish become?

dinner

What do u get if u cross 2 expensive suits with a baby?

gucci, gucci, goo

what do you get if you cross deodorant with a rock group?

BAN HALEN

what did Queen Kong say to King Kong?

excuse me, is that a bugle boy you are eating?

what do you call a camel at the north pole?

lost

what kind of aids do doctors get?

nurses! .... duh!

telling the horses apart

BJ and DD went riding every day, but they always had trouble telling their horses apart. So one day, BJ clipped off a piece of her horse's ear. The next day, DD's horse caught its ear on some barbed wire. The next day, DD cut her horse's tail short, but when they went riding, BJ caught her horse's tail in a bush, so that evening they measured their horses. From that day on, they never had any trouble telling the white horse from the black horse.

why did the priest become upset with his son's teacher?

his son asked his teacher what comes after K in the dictionary and the teacher told him to go to L.

chat 4 1

me enters the room.
me; ok first one here ;>
me; is any bod e coming 2 day?
myself enters the room.
me; hi myself;)
myself; hi room;>
myself; hi me;>
i enters the room.
me; hi i;>
myself; hi i ;>
i; hi room ;>
i; hi me. hi myself.
me; how r u 2 day i?
i; i'm fine. ty;>
myself; where r u from i?
i; what you doing 2 day me?
i; i is from heaven ;>
me; oh just talking to myself ;>
i; ok ;>
me; oops. got mail. bbl.
me has left the room.
myself; ok bye me ;>
i; k bye me ;>
myself; so is this your first time here i?
i; yes it is ;>
myself; got any pics?
i; nope sorry;>
myself; what you wearing?
i; gotta go. bye.
i has left the room.
myself; k bye i.
myself; bitch:<

tv violence

is there too much violence on tv?

my uncle said there was, so he made his kids watch westerns all the time.

Bored of Some Things; the 2 fairies; take 3

SamIam grabs Fraidy's arm.

"Mr. Fraidy you've changed so. We don't even make love anymore. it's like i don't even know you."

"shut up, bitch," says Fraidy.

Bored of Some Things; the 2 Cowards; take 2

and so it came to pass that Fraidy and SamIam found their way to Hohand with the Ring of Engagement.

"just think, Mr.Fraidy, when we reach Moredoors, we can be married."

"yes, SamIam, and we can give up this life of sin."