y r ppl so nosey?

why are people so nosey??? dont you hate those jerks who ask personal questions? invade my privacy, please!
how do u look kool when somebody is too nosey? fighting is un kool so just answer, "getting any?" with, "oh honey, yes! i found this big strong quarterback with blue eyes! wow, talk about tight ends!!"
that should shut the nosey pervert up!!!

Hare Incarcerated

Bugs Bunny was arrested today for impersonating a policeman, and defying the law of gravity. Elmer Fudd, prominent hunter in the area said, "He is a menace to society and day shood wock him up and thwow away de key."
When asked about the charge of defying the law of gravity, Bugs replied, "You see, I never studied law."

what do u call a chicken with no feathers?

dinner

i promised to publish jokes

i never promised they would be funny.

what do you get if u cross candy with a rock band?

bon bon jovi

if lil girls....

if lil girls become big girls, and lil dogs become big dogs, what do lil fish become?

dinner

What do u get if u cross 2 expensive suits with a baby?

gucci, gucci, goo

what do you get if you cross deodorant with a rock group?

BAN HALEN

what did Queen Kong say to King Kong?

excuse me, is that a bugle boy you are eating?

what do you call a camel at the north pole?

lost

what kind of aids do doctors get?

nurses! .... duh!

telling the horses apart

BJ and DD went riding every day, but they always had trouble telling their horses apart. So one day, BJ clipped off a piece of her horse's ear. The next day, DD's horse caught its ear on some barbed wire. The next day, DD cut her horse's tail short, but when they went riding, BJ caught her horse's tail in a bush, so that evening they measured their horses. From that day on, they never had any trouble telling the white horse from the black horse.