Wednesday, May 01, 2013

i'm at a payphone


Saturday, September 01, 2012

Material Earl

sum girls kiss me- sum girls hug me- i guess they're ok- if they dont give me quality time- i just walk away- they can beg and they can plead but they can't stay the night - only those who cook me dinner see the morning light -

cause we are living in a material world and i am a material Earl. yes, we are living in a material world, and i am a material Earl.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

ice ice water

yo listen up!
its hot and youre really thirsty
u havent had a drink since thursday
youre in the desert
the suns beating down
u look up and theres vultures flying round.

ice ice water
ice ice water
you'd like some ice ice water
ice ice water

its late and youre feeling hungry
you havent had a bite since monday
the waiter comes and says
"whats your order?"
then u remember that u got no money.
"uh, sir. im kinda broke."
the waiter stares
"just a joke!"
"ok- so what'll it be?
you like pepsi or you want some tea?"

uh yeah, i'd like some nice ice water
ice ice water
just want some ice ice water
ice ice water

youre fat and youre on a diet!
wanna eat, but u dare not try it!
take your baby out to dinner
she tells you how youre looking thinner
the waiter comes
says "whats your order?"
u order something that costs a quarter
the waiter says "what you want to drink?"
u want a milkshake but u stop and think.

ice ice water
i'll have some
nice ice water
how bout some ice ice water
ice ice water

Nick

Sunday, July 01, 2012

all my loving

close your eyes and i'll f@#k you
tomorrow i'll duck you
remember the passion was true
it was a one night stand
tho it was pretty grand
and i gave all my loving to you

all my loving i will give to you
all my loving
darling that is true
all my loving
all my loving
oooh
all my loving
i will give to you


bandit

Friday, June 01, 2012

where my hoes at?

where my hoes at? in the front and back - can u repeat that ? u say u like to be smacked - we get a lot of that- no my hoes dont fake it - they enjoy that-