mottos

1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f**ing sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Do I look like a f**ing people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
7. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
8. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
9. You! Off my planet !!
10. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
11. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
12. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
13. And your cry-baby whiny-asd opinion would be...?
14. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
15. See no evil, hear no evil and date no evil.
16. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
17. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
18. Whatever kind of look you were going for? You missed!
19. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
20. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
21. if i want your opinion i'll give it to you!
22. I SUPPORT EQUAL RIGHTS AS LONG AS NOBODY GETS MORE THAN ME!!!
23. IF YOU THINK SEX IS A PAIN in the derriere YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!!!
24. SEX IS LIKE A YO-YO IT HAS its ups and DOWNS
25. I feel GREAT and I dont kiss bad either!!!!!
26. MAY ALL YOUR COMfoRTS COME BETWEEN 2 bed sheets!!!
27. man who cross in front of video game get kick in asteroids!!!!!
28. hard wORK NEVER killed anyBODY BUT WHY take CHANCES!!!
29. I'M A feminist... the more women i have around me the BETTER!!!!!!!
30. IF IN HEAVEN WE DON'T MEET, HAND-IN-HAND WE'LL FACE THE HEAT!!! IF IT EVER GETS TOo HOT, PEPSI COLA HITS THE SPOT!!!!