Go ahead and leave the seat up, I don’t mind.
Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
I think hairy butts and backs are sexy.
Hey, did you smell that one!
Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
This diamond ring is way too big.
I don’t want to know what you’re feeling.
Nah, Matt Damon is ugly.
Why would I want flowers on Valentine's Day?
I'm wrong, you must be right again.
haha that's true
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